Menu

  • Al Goldstein $15

    Rittenhouse rye, Cointreau, lime, orgeat, Ramazzotti, Luxardo

  • Amanda Lepore $15

    Ford's Gin, Juliette peach liqueur, honey, basil, lemon, sparkling wine

  • Basquiat $15

    Blanco tequila, Midori, green apple, Cointreau, lime

  • Wu-Tang $15

    Vodka, Tang, lemon, Campari, Angostura, Singha Lager

  • Geraldine Ferraro $15

    Crème de menthe, crème de cacao, Wray & Nephew, Appleton Reserve, Thai coconut

  • Liza Minelli $15

    Dewar's, Ramazzotti, Luxardo, and Banane du Brésil

  • Iman $15

    Fresno chili infused Mount Gay Silver Rum, Aperol, Chinola, lime, sparkling wine

  • Kenny Kenny $15

    Vodka, lemon, pomegranate, thyme, seltzer

Bubbles glass / bottle

  • Almacita Brut $14 / 54

    Chardonnay · Mendoza, Argentina · NV

  • Fio Wines “Piu Piu” Pét Nat $94

    Riesling · Mosel, Germany · NV · bottle only

White glass / bottle

  • Ovum “Big Salt” $12 / 46

    Riesling, Gewürztraminer, Muscat · Oregon, US · 2025

  • FAAA! $12 / 46

    Albariño · Montevideo, Uruguay · 2025

  • Ashbrook Estate $13 / 46

    Sémillon · Western Australia · 2021

Skin Contact glass / bottle

  • Luna Duna “Naranjo” $13 / 46

    Moscatel Rosada, Criolla Blanca · Mendoza, Argentina · 2024

Rosé glass / bottle

  • Piscaeli “Seahorse” $13 / 46

    Çalkarası · Aegean, Turkey · 2024

Red glass / bottle

  • Joostenberg “Family Blend” $13 / 46

    Shiraz, Mourvèdre, Viognier · Western Cape, South Africa · 2022

  • Matías Riccitelli “The Apple Doesn't Fall Far” $13 / 46

    Malbec · Mendoza, Argentina · 2024

$8 a beer and a shot

  • The F.B. Lone Star / shot of Tullamore Dew
  • Fleet Week High Life / shot of Watchpost Whiskey
  • ¿Qué Onda? Modelo Especial / shot of house tequila
  • Five Point Palm (Exploding Heart Technique) Tsingtao / shot of Calenda Mezcal
  • Girth Brooks Loverboy / Snaquiri

$6 a bottle

  • Miller High Life
  • Modelo Especial
  • Natty Light
  • Lone Star
  • Sapporo Lager
  • Singha Lager
  • Tsingtao
  • Budweiser
  • Guinness $8
  • Five Boroughs Tiny Juicy IPA
  • Loverboy Hard Tea
  • High Noon Pineapple
  • Austin Eastcider Dry
  • Years Original Pils N/A

(ask your server for the definition)

Raw Bar

  • Oysters by the half dozen*

    Malted mignonette, Aji Amarillo cocktail sauce, Crystal hot sauce

    • Montauk Pearl $1 / ea

      Montauk, NY

    • Wellfleet $2.50 / ea

      Cape Cod, MA

    • West Robbins $2.50 / ea

      Southampton, NY

  • Oysters + Dumplings* $19

    (12) Montauk Pearl oysters + (6) dumplings from "Fried Dumplings" on Mosco St, Bangarang sauce

  • Lowcountry Shrimp Cocktail $14

    Fermented and lightly pickled jumbo shrimp, shallot, Aji Amarillo cocktail sauce, saltines

  • Caviar*

    Beurre de barrate, chives, crispy shallots, Pringles

    • Siberian Select $40

    • Kaluga Supreme $65

  • Smoked Crawfish + Scallop Ceviche Coming Soon

    Butter smoked crawfish, citrus cured scallops, grapefruit, Fresno peppers

Something to Pick At

  • Dumplings $10

    (6) steamed and griddled pork dumplings, Bangarang sauce, tomato relish, from "Fried Dumplings" on Mosco St

  • Chicory Caesar $13

    Frisée, endive, radicchio, anchovy, brown butter gremolata, Grana Padano, lemon zest, Caesar Caliente

  • Slutty Pimento Cheez $12

    Cheddar cheese, Chihuahua cheese, red pepper, Dijon, saltines

  • Pan con Tomate $14

    Tomato three ways, chipotle lemon aioli, toasted filone, basil, EVOO

  • "Lunchables" $17

    Mimolette, Comté, Camembert, N’Duja, kielbasa, frisée, pickled mustard seed, honey, crostini

A Square Meal

  • Lamb Tartare Coming Soon $17

    Berbere aioli, molasses, capers, cardamom, shaved egg yolk, endive, toasted shokupan

  • BTC (Bēkon, Tamago, Chiizu) $14

    Japanese egg salad, bacon, Vermont cheddar, tonkatsu, furikake, pan fried shokupan

  • Hot Dog $6

    Toppings: relish, sauerkraut, fried onions, Sabrett onions, Tsingtao cheez whiz +2

  • Frito-Pie $15

    14-hour smoked pulled pork, Tsingtao cheez whiz, National Bodega sticky sauce, crispy onions, NYC white sauce

  • Royale With Cheese $12

    House blend burger, royale sauce, red onion, American cheese, griddled potato bun

    Make it a double +4

Treat Yo Self

  • Cafe Loup Chocolate Pudding Coming Soon $5

    French dark chocolate pudding, whipped cream, chocolate lamond tuile

  • Bomb Pop $5

    Relive your childhood summers

Purveyors: West Robbins, Montauk Pearl Oyster Farm, Greenpoint Fish + Lobster Co, Richaud Petite Bakery, Sun Ming Jan, Fried Dumplings, Yonah Schimmel Knish Bakery, Leavened, Pearl Street Caviar, Schaller + Weber

Desserts by Chef Rachael Roy

*Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.

Parties of 8 or more will have 20% gratuity added to their bill. Any debit/credit cards left at the end of the night will have 20% gratuity added to their bill.