Menu
Cocktails
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Espresso Martini$15
The wake me up and f*ck me up classic
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Margarita$15
Tommy's style (NTS)
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Cosmopolitan$15
In a world of Carrie's, be a Samantha
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Old Fashioned$15
Bourbon or Rye, JaNee Nyberg approved
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Dirty Shirley$15
A Shirley Temple packed with wrong decisions
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Grasshopper Coming Soon$15
If god armed insects with shotguns
Limit 2 per guest
Kool Grapes
Bubbles glass / bottle
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Almacita Brut$14 / 54
Chardonnay · Mendoza, Argentina · NV
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Fio Wines "Piu Piu" Pét Nat Coming Soon$94
Riesling · Mosel, Germany · NV · bottle only
White glass / bottle
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Ovum "Big Salt"$12 / 46
Riesling, Gewürztraminer, Muscat · Oregon, US · 2025
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FAAA!$12 / 46
Albariño · Montevideo, Uruguay · 2025
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Ashbrook Estate$13 / 46
Sémillon · Western Australia · 2021
Skin Contact Coming Soon glass / bottle
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Luna Duna "Naranjo"$13 / 46
Moscatel Rosada, Criolla Blanca · Mendoza, Argentina · 2024
Rosé glass / bottle
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Piscaeli "Seahorse"$13 / 46
Çalkarası · Aegean, Turkey · 2024
Red glass / bottle
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Joostenberg "Family Blend"$13 / 46
Shiraz, Mourvèdre, Viognier · Western Cape, South Africa · 2022
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Matías Riccitelli "The Apple Doesn't Fall Far"$13 / 46
Malbec · Mendoza, Argentina · 2024
Ice Cold Beer
$6 a bottle
- Miller High Life
- Sapporo Lager
- Modelo Especial
- Lagunitas IPA
- Guinness $8
Food
(ask your server for the definition)
Raw Bar
Malted mignonette, Aji Amarillo cocktail sauce, Crystal hot sauce
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Montauk Pearl*$1 / ea
Montauk, NY
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Wellfleet*$1 / ea
Cape Cod, MA
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West Robbins*$1 / ea
Southampton, NY
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Oysters + Dumplings*$16
(6) Montauk Pearl oysters + (6) dumplings from "Fried Dumplings" on Mosco St, Bangarang sauce
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Lowcountry Shrimp Cocktail$14
Fermented and lightly pickled jumbo shrimp, shallot, Aji Amarillo cocktail sauce, saltines
Something to Pick At
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"Lunchables"$14
Mimolette, Comté, Camembert, red plums, honey, filone
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Dumplings$10
(6) steamed and griddled pork dumplings, Bangarang sauce, from "Fried Dumplings" on Mosco St
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Jalapeño Popper Deviled Eggs$10
Bacon, jalapeño, paprika, fried shallots
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Slutty Pimento Cheez$12
Cheddar cheese, Chihuahua cheese, red pepper, Dijon, saltines
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Pan Con Tomate$13
Tomato conserva, heirloom tomato, basil, Maldon, griddled filone
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Chips$5
Zapp's Kettle Cooked, Zapp's Voodoo, Cracker Jacks, regular pork rinds, spicy pork rinds, pretzel sticks
A Square Meal
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Chicory Caesar$13
Frisée, endive, radicchio, anchovy, brown butter gremolata, Grana Padano, lemon zest, Caesar Caliente
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Chicken Spiedies$12
Marinated chicken thighs on a skewer, dry rub, garlic bread
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Hot Dog$6
Toppings: relish, sauerkraut, fried onions, Sabrett onions, Tsingtao cheez whiz
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Frito-Pie$15
14-hour smoked pulled pork, Tsingtao cheez whiz, National Bodega sticky sauce, crispy onions, NYC white sauce
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Royale with Cheese$12
House blend burger, royale sauce, red onion, American cheese, griddled potato bun
Make it a double +4
Treat Yo Self
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Bomb Pop$5
Relive your childhood summers
*Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.