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Cocktails

  • Espresso Martini$15

    The wake me up and f*ck me up classic

  • Margarita$15

    Tommy's style (NTS)

  • Cosmopolitan$15

    In a world of Carrie's, be a Samantha

  • Old Fashioned$15

    Bourbon or Rye, JaNee Nyberg approved

  • Dirty Shirley$15

    A Shirley Temple packed with wrong decisions

  • Grasshopper Coming Soon$15

    If god armed insects with shotguns

    Limit 2 per guest

Kool Grapes

Bubbles glass / bottle

  • Almacita Brut$14 / 54

    Chardonnay · Mendoza, Argentina · NV

  • Fio Wines "Piu Piu" Pét Nat Coming Soon$94

    Riesling · Mosel, Germany · NV · bottle only

White glass / bottle

  • Ovum "Big Salt"$12 / 46

    Riesling, Gewürztraminer, Muscat · Oregon, US · 2025

  • FAAA!$12 / 46

    Albariño · Montevideo, Uruguay · 2025

  • Ashbrook Estate$13 / 46

    Sémillon · Western Australia · 2021

Skin Contact Coming Soon glass / bottle

  • Luna Duna "Naranjo"$13 / 46

    Moscatel Rosada, Criolla Blanca · Mendoza, Argentina · 2024

Rosé glass / bottle

  • Piscaeli "Seahorse"$13 / 46

    Çalkarası · Aegean, Turkey · 2024

Red glass / bottle

  • Joostenberg "Family Blend"$13 / 46

    Shiraz, Mourvèdre, Viognier · Western Cape, South Africa · 2022

  • Matías Riccitelli "The Apple Doesn't Fall Far"$13 / 46

    Malbec · Mendoza, Argentina · 2024

Ice Cold Beer

$6 a bottle

  • Miller High Life
  • Sapporo Lager
  • Modelo Especial
  • Lagunitas IPA
  • Guinness $8

Food

(ask your server for the definition)

Raw Bar

Malted mignonette, Aji Amarillo cocktail sauce, Crystal hot sauce

  • Montauk Pearl*$1 / ea

    Montauk, NY

  • Wellfleet*$1 / ea

    Cape Cod, MA

  • West Robbins*$1 / ea

    Southampton, NY

  • Oysters + Dumplings*$16

    (6) Montauk Pearl oysters + (6) dumplings from "Fried Dumplings" on Mosco St, Bangarang sauce

  • Lowcountry Shrimp Cocktail$14

    Fermented and lightly pickled jumbo shrimp, shallot, Aji Amarillo cocktail sauce, saltines

Something to Pick At

  • "Lunchables"$14

    Mimolette, Comté, Camembert, red plums, honey, filone

  • Dumplings$10

    (6) steamed and griddled pork dumplings, Bangarang sauce, from "Fried Dumplings" on Mosco St

  • Jalapeño Popper Deviled Eggs$10

    Bacon, jalapeño, paprika, fried shallots

  • Slutty Pimento Cheez$12

    Cheddar cheese, Chihuahua cheese, red pepper, Dijon, saltines

  • Pan Con Tomate$13

    Tomato conserva, heirloom tomato, basil, Maldon, griddled filone

  • Chips$5

    Zapp's Kettle Cooked, Zapp's Voodoo, Cracker Jacks, regular pork rinds, spicy pork rinds, pretzel sticks

A Square Meal

  • Chicory Caesar$13

    Frisée, endive, radicchio, anchovy, brown butter gremolata, Grana Padano, lemon zest, Caesar Caliente

  • Chicken Spiedies$12

    Marinated chicken thighs on a skewer, dry rub, garlic bread

  • Hot Dog$6

    Toppings: relish, sauerkraut, fried onions, Sabrett onions, Tsingtao cheez whiz

  • Frito-Pie$15

    14-hour smoked pulled pork, Tsingtao cheez whiz, National Bodega sticky sauce, crispy onions, NYC white sauce

  • Royale with Cheese$12

    House blend burger, royale sauce, red onion, American cheese, griddled potato bun

    Make it a double +4

Treat Yo Self

  • Bomb Pop$5

    Relive your childhood summers

*Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.

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